It’s Taylor Swift’s Birthday, So I’m Writing About Why She Needs Over 160 Semis To Go On Tour

You’re on Jalopnik and you’ve clicked on a story about Taylor Swift. I’m not here to fault you. I will admit here on the site that employs me, that I can’t help but continue to purchase her albums and rock to them quite shamelessly in the comforts of my own home and car. It’s okay. We’ll enjoy her music and the…