Let’s Talk To The Hero Who Methodically Parked In Every Spot At A Grocery Store Over Six Years

I don’t throw around the word “hero” lightly. It’s an important, powerful word, and as such I hoard it like a miser, choosing to dole it out with all the associated ceremony to people who do things so trivial and tedious and absurd that it would make an absolute mockery of the word. This is one of those times, and…